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ig: @hot__chip

toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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concisely-confused:
“ beesmygod:
“found in an FBI report/transcript of an on-board recording of the s.s. el faro
”
For context: the s.s. el faro sunk in a tropical storm and that was the last thing that the ship recorded.
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concisely-confused:

beesmygod:

found in an FBI report/transcript of an on-board recording of the s.s. el faro 

For context: the s.s. el faro sunk in a tropical storm and that was the last thing that the ship recorded.

its-mustard-gucci:

its-mustard-gucci:

its-mustard-gucci:

nflstreet:

this is probably the best youtube intro ever

Lmaoooooooooooo

I been lookin for this

This video is gonna make me kill myself

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

christian missionaries really will just show up at your door full of bad and stupid opinions you absolutely did not ask for then act hurt when you get short with them because they don’t know when to fuck off

like sirs and ma’ams i hate to break it you but y’all are not martyrs suffering for the greater good. you’re pushy strangers who show up at people’s houses uninvited to tell them about a religion they’re most likely not interested in and you get bonus asshole points for thinking it’s acceptable to preach for homophobic/transphobic organizations on the doorsteps of random lgbt ppl. ppl not being happy to see you isn’t an attack against you it’s you experiencing normal consequences for being rude.

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

mistressdratha:

7andaswitch-blade:

bidoof:

new style: cowboy from the waist up, goth from the waist down

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reach out touch faith

rarelove:

snaacks:

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

^^↑^^

rosescentimental:

9 to 5 by dolly parton rivals the communist manifesto

killmongersgurl:

it ain’t a problem to drop these weirdo ass, pedophilic and abusive celebs. not like it’s a loss. new celebs pop up everyday, b.

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ancientgallery:

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Alexander McQueen modeling for Comme De Garçons, Autumn/ Winter 1997

pro-gay:

*sends this to all my extended family*